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Java and javascript

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And again I withnessed another guy who thinks, that Java equals Javascript.

It wasn't any of you guys, I'm just posting here to spread the news about this stuff.

Remember: Java is NOT javascript. Javascript won't load long, wont need plugins for browsers, all browsers support it (Mabye not Netscape 0.1 or something :roll: ), and it wont slow your PC down, unless it's VERY VERY VERY bugged. And even then it's hard to slow it down... (Is it even possible?)

If still not sure, check Java and Javascript definitions on: http://www.orafaq.com/glossary/faqglosj.htm

Why posting this? Because I just hate it when people think Java is javascript. IT'S NOT!!!
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Thanks for the info Tim :)
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Java and javascript aren't the same thing? Oh my, teh world is comign to and end !!!!!
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Post by lord_kungai »

The difference between Java and JavaScript:

You program using Java while drinking a steaming cup of JavaScript...

Or am i missing something...? :? :lol:
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Post by Tim »

lord_kungai wrote:The difference between Java and JavaScript:

You program using Java while drinking a steaming cup of JavaScript...

Or am i missing something...? :? :lol:
It's the other way around.
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Post by lord_kungai »

Oh... and I never knew that JavaScript could not be drunk...
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Java is just a nickname for javascript.

now for some javascript while I get to work :P
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Post by Tim »

JAVA IS NOT A NICKNAME FOR JAVASCRIPT!!!

For javascripts you don't have to install Sun Java. For Java, you do. It's like having a cup of coffe and a cup of tea. Both have a "cup" in the expression, but only coffe drinks from a cup. They both have coffeine, yes. Same as both are on websites.
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Post by Zachariah »

tea drinks from a cup as well. doesnt it?
I've never drunk it off of a plate or anything.
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tea drinks from a mug
EDIT: Not icethrower or flamethrower MUG. It's a mug, not MUG. Tea mug. Not deadly... In most cases
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Post by Zachariah »

I drink both my tea and my coffee from a goblet. . .
I'm not refreshist. . .
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I drink my coffee from a mug, and I don't drink tea.
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Post by Tim »

tea drinks from a cup as well. doesnt it?
I've never drunk it off of a plate or anything.
I drink both my tea and my coffee from a goblet. . .
I'm not refreshist. . .
I drink my coffee from a mug, and I don't drink tea.
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There is a difference between Java and Javascript. Javascript is for retards that like to call themselves programmers after completing the "Hello World" applet. Java is an enterprise level programming lanquage that is highly portable and runs server side vs. client side. Java doesn't lead to hellish support nightmares because some retard installed the google toolbar on his machine and it's f'ing up his browser. I think that about sums it up. Oh....were you a javascript fan? Or just a loser?
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Mayhem wrote:There is a difference between Java and Javascript. Javascript is for retards that like to call themselves programmers after completing the "Hello World" applet. Java is an enterprise level programming lanquage that is highly portable and runs server side vs. client side. Java doesn't lead to hellish support nightmares because some retard installed the google toolbar on his machine and it's f'ing up his browser. I think that about sums it up. Oh....were you a javascript fan? Or just a loser?
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