Borg!!!

[lord_kungai]

This is a weird post...

Yesterday evening, I slammed my physics book shut.

"Enough!", I said to myself.

I got up and went to the T.V. and put it on. On HBO, they were showing a rerun of "Legend of Zorro". On ITV, they were showing a hacked version of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". AAARRRRGHHHH!!!!! I turned the TV off with a flick of the remote.

"Back to my work", I thought. Then I stopped. Wait. Those were not the only channels coming on TV. So I turned the TV on again. Flip around a bit. Suddenly my fingers froze.

In front of me loomed the inside of the Enterprise from "Star Trek".

The crew were all staring distraught at something. Which crew was this? No Mr. Spock? So this was the Next Generation? Then where was captain Jean Picard?

Then the screen moves, and guess who I see? On my screen was the Enterprise's screen showing Patrick Stewart wearing one of those hang-off-your-ear, looks-like-a-hearing-aid microphones with a cheap laser pointer cellotaped onto it. He steps forward and says something with the likes of:

"I am lok-yoo-tuss. I am Borg. Resistance is futile"

I was like: "Oh My God! I think I've heard this name somewhere!" I racked my memory as lok-yoo-tuss began mumbling something else about the Borg. Then I paused... wait a minute! I know where I've heard this! And I've seen this picture somewhere too!

Anyways, I just posted this story because:
1) It is 12:00 in the night
2) I am sleepy
3) I remembered this story
4) This is the CUT forum
5) This is the Open Session section
6) I think this story is linked to something here...

EDIT: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LoQtUS]

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Quick somebody get this guy some prozac he is having hallucinations!!!!


I asure you i have never been on TV that i know of. I have never been in space, and i would not wear that spandex Starfleet outfit And if i was the show would no longer be G raited as Me and the Doc Crusher would be knocking boots " Yes Beverly, Thats an order!" LOL