Yeah, imagine if Star Wars had pimp sabers...
[Episode 6 ending]
Emperor: Strike me down if you will, Skywalker, I am vulnerable.
*Luke uses forse to take his saber from the emperor and deploys it and swings it at the emperor*
*Darth Vader blocks it seconds before it hits the emperor*
Darth Vader: No can do, Luke, mine is bigger than yours...
Obi Wan Ghost: Use the force Luke...
*Luke uses force*
Luke: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGNNNNNN!!! There! Now mine is bigger!
Emperor: Both of you shut up, watch this. What do you think this place is? A giant spherical space station that is currently inoperational? Wrong! Watch the power of this fully operational space station!
*Huge metal sphere has giant green beam coming out of it*
Emperor: AHA! Mine is the biggest!
Luke and Darth: Man, that is big!
*Rebel troops destroy Death Star core*
Emperor: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Luke and Darth: Ouch. That's gotta hurt...
Darth: Luke...
Luke: Father?
Darth: Son! I love you...
Luke: I love you too...
Chewbaca: I love you three...
Luke an Darth: CHEWIE?! What are you doing up here? And you can speak English? WTF!!!
*Death star explodes, killing all the occupants, even the protagonists*
*FIN*
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pimpsaber... still setting me of laughing...
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Yeah! It could begin:Tim wrote:PIMPISH SABERS!
Mabye we should make a Pimp Wars movie
A LONG TIME AGO , IN A SPANDEX FAR FAR AWAY...
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