Chaotic Dreams

Yeah, imagine if Star Wars had pimp sabers...


[Episode 6 ending]
Emperor: Strike me down if you will, Skywalker, I am vulnerable.

*Luke uses forse to take his saber from the emperor and deploys it and swings it at the emperor*

*Darth Vader blocks it seconds before it hits the emperor*

Darth Vader: No can do, Luke, mine is bigger than yours...

Obi Wan Ghost: Use the force Luke...

*Luke uses force*

Luke: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGNNNNNN!!! There! Now mine is bigger!

Emperor: Both of you shut up, watch this. What do you think this place is? A giant spherical space station that is currently inoperational? Wrong! Watch the power of this fully operational space station!

*Huge metal sphere has giant green beam coming out of it*

Emperor: AHA! Mine is the biggest!

Luke and Darth: Man, that is big!

*Rebel troops destroy Death Star core*

Emperor: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Luke and Darth: Ouch. That's gotta hurt...

Darth: Luke...

Luke: Father?

Darth: Son! I love you...

Luke: I love you too...

Chewbaca: I love you three...

Luke an Darth: CHEWIE?! What are you doing up here? And you can speak English? WTF!!!

*Death star explodes, killing all the occupants, even the protagonists*

*FIN*

Wow you really warped that one. hehehe

pimpsaber... still setting me of laughing...

PIMPISH SABERS!

Mabye we should make a Pimp Wars movie

Tim wrote:PIMPISH SABERS!

Mabye we should make a Pimp Wars movie

Yeah! It could begin:

A LONG TIME AGO , IN A SPANDEX FAR FAR AWAY...