Technical Support for Husband 1.0
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:17 am
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV
files!
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV
files!
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
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