Chaotic Dreams

etc. etc...

What, you thought you'd see dirty pics???

Anyways... Sorry about the diversion from the REAL topic: MORE CHAOS!!!

Lord Kungai's Forghtnightly Suggestions for new weps/features:

1) Chaos Strike Fighter - Redeemer ke Jaise engine, very fast and all that... Its weapons are: Primary fire - launches JetpackProxies like a Cicada with diarrhoea; alternate fire - (1) Aims a laser beam which makes all the jetpack proxies swarm to that point OR (2) Launches huge vengence spirits that do not home in on targets - they go straight at the point fired at and pound targets into dust.

2) Undead characters: Is it possible to take HH skeletons and make them player models?

3) Plarque cannon: launches huge bits of sticky material which causes players to slow down or stop...

4) Advanced CUT scope : all same functions except - scope is on all sniper weps and scope zoom can be modified by mousewheel.

5) small GH modification: 1 keybind to fire and release the GH and 1 keybind to wind/stop winding/unwind the GH (as opposed to 1 keybind to fire/ release/stop winding the GH and 1 keybind to wind/stop winding GH)

WHAT SAY YOU, OH MINIONS OF CHAOS??

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If flying proxies would be easy to make, I'd make them. And if that thing would fire them, don't you think it would be kinda overpowered? And PC would start lagging.

Alt fire isn't so bad on that thing, though, but spirits don't really go into a mechanical vehicle. Mabye some other tex and sound with same effect? CUT needs a Raptor replacement. And a levi replacement. And a goliath replacement. And a turret replacement.

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I think it's possible, and you just remembered me what I meant to do! So, I'm on it. Unless I prove myself too lazy.

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It might replace link gun? So you could heal stuff with it. And players may also connect eachother to make a longer line fired (longer line: check out the Scorpion)

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Don't really get what you mean here...

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Naah, I like the old one. I don't want any changes around here... Exept bending rope. Wait a sec... What if that would be as an option? So it would sout everyone's needs!

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I'm not a minion! I'm... Sub-lord?

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No, I didn't think here was any XXX pics... Cause they got absolutely NOTHING to do in this forum. And lord isn't dumb enough (hmm, dumb or evil, dumb or evil...) to put that in here.

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Proxies=Good≠Non-Evil≈Can-Be-Good≡Evil(very very very)=Sarcistic
Got that?

WHA...?! who changed the title?! It was meant to be a joke, lolz...

Anyways, Tim, about:

4) It's that Unreal 2 scope I have been asking about...

5) I dunno, I think the GH has scope for improvement in many areas.

6) Ur not a minion - ur an onion!

7)As stated previosly, t'was a joke. why someone had to change the name of the title needs too be explained to me...

lord_kungai wrote:6) Ur not a minion - ur an onion!

And you're a pill of dust

So that's where my dust pills went. Gimme my medication back!

HERE I AM!!!

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!! NYAH NYAH!!!

*runs*

*Bumps into Vin Diesel*

Vin diesel says: <Insert some famous quote of Vin Diesel's here - I don't know any...>

*Shreds Vin diesel with a flak cannon*

*Crowd cheers*

*gets into a raptor and flies into the sunset*

*grabs avril and blasts kungai down... his proxies go mad and we all die cause i accidentally pressed deemer, vortex, turret laucher (no user-config), ion painter, target painter and non-configurated proxy buttons. And kami. And needlers.*

BOOM

do{
*Runs over Tim with a Leviathan*

*Tim respaws*
}while(true)

This thread is going to a scary place.

lord_kungai wrote:do{
*Runs over Tim with a Leviathan*

*Tim respaws*
}while(true)

Who says we playin UT?

Shadowstar wrote:This thread is going to a scary place.

*Maniacle laughter*

This is the Chaos forum...