A ChaosUnreal story...

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A hidden section called "ChaosUnreal" referring to the story about Skaarj learning how to use Proxy Mines... The first they had to nail in their training is making sure they are shiny and clean, no smears whatsoever, because the moment you think of using the proxy mine they'll get angry at you before you think of throwing them away, this was a problem in the first Skaarj invasion to a foreign planet, where Skaarj Troopers targetting the villagers would instead end up targetting themselves, the Skaarj took to figure this out so long because no one thought of using the Universal Translator on them, as it turns out, the message on the screen is clear: "Dirty sc*mbag!!" the proxy mine said. So it all went havoc against the Skaarj's favor that day.

EvilGrins may reveal the reason to us...

#5: Skaarj do not use toiler paper. It's not that they can't, or that the tail is in the way... they just don't.